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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, with The Haunt being a close second. Most of the games in it are pure slop and apparently Roblox used generative AI for the eggs. Even Carl the NPC himself hates the event and his game is participating in it. Yes, Roblox games in The Hatch are hating on the event. Not to mention the official game for it has a <30% like rating. The event proves that Roblox support AI and that they either don't play the games on their platform, or they love to glaze Sprunki for some reason.
A Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find The Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!
Another Roblox player: I know, right? The Hatch fucking sucks.
by anonymous July 5, 2025
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your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother
Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot
by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018
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slut hatch

The hatch in a taxi between the driver and passenger through which a woman can be placed for creative intercourse
“Put me through the slut hatch” - Rebecca More
by The_boot March 4, 2021
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pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.
Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.
by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024
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Hatching

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you
I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!
by Jenny John March 18, 2024
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Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
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