Hasselhoffy

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.

Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.

by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009

Hassel

She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile

I’m in love with hassel

by Hassel March 4, 2018

Hasselhoffing

-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus

Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day

by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010

Hasselhoff'd

What you most likely have been exposed to on youtube via forums.

I've been Hasselhoff'd!! NOOO!!!

by Harry Kendall July 20, 2007

hakel

something that is not meant to be preverted but when it is said it sounds preverted

when the coach said to the basketball players "take careful aim" the cheerleaders shouted out hakel!

by caroline March 29, 2003

Hope Haskill

The chillest bitchen girl in the world but the sweetest girl still. she has some problems but we all do and she only likes her best friends, her dad, and ICP. she loves Faygo and peace tea and chilling.

Guy: Dude I really wish I could get Hope Haskill. I would do anything for her shes so chill
Guy 2: Dude why shes so fucked up and weird.
Guy 1: Ya well I am too so you can suck my dick fagget!

by H1PST3R6542 October 27, 2011

Eddie Haskell

When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead

Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna

by FLASH NASTY September 10, 2009