Hank Hayes

A retarded fat guy who does a "radio show" for 10 listeners.

Hank Hayes is going wild!

by ChrisN16 November 27, 2013

Hank Hill Canister

Another word for Propane Tank. Referencing the character Hank Hill from King of The Hill, who sold propane and propane accessories.

Can you go down to wal-mart and get another hank hill canister?

by rasputinloveroftherussianqueen June 1, 2018

Hank Hill

A married, middle-aged man with a propane fetish.
Star in the Cartoon King of the Hill

Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."

by Gam0r January 9, 2012

Hank J. Wimbleton

The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.

"Hey it's my friend Hank J. Wimbleton!"
"Did he ever tell you about the time he died 7 times.

by The Real NerdMysteria January 28, 2018

Hank Hill Syndrome

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.

Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.

by Johnnybuttj September 13, 2008

Hank Juice

A concoction of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum of any variety, blended with some Cherry Coke and an energy drink, preferably Red Bull for some added kick if desired.

"Eh, what you want to drink over there?"

"How bout you mix me up some dat Hank Juice, make it 100!"

"Sure thing, you gonna be outti!"

by BSaari July 14, 2009

Hank the Jank

to look a mess or to be dirty

ewww why dat girl comming in class looking like hank the jank?

by dkbnonstop7 January 8, 2010