dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

by Matt_28 October 26, 2006

Gins Handbag

A gins handbag often refurs to a Gins (old Australian Aboriginal womans) goon bag that the vast magority of Gins cary with them. Much like the regular handbags that many civalised woman carry today.

Aboriginal 1 - 'oi dardz go get maaas hand bag for our journey to the traino'
Aboriginal 2 - 'Yeah boi unna'
15 minutes later....
Aboriginal 2 - 'bro its all warm'
Aboriginal 1 - 'no shit dardz its a gins handbag

by Dardz boi yeah April 10, 2011

handball

A city sport played against a wall with you hards. Probably one of the oldest and greatest games. Played in the U.S. and Ireland, in U.S. mostly in New York City.

Whoa, did u see how he hit that handball?

by Stan April 12, 2006

handball

To pass off work on to another co-worker(s), as to avoid doing any work yourself.

Mike handballed his project to Mark because he was lazy.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro March 30, 2009

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

Moon over My-Handy

Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.

Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.

by DaCrun October 13, 2010