Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009

I like your hair

“Your so fucking beautiful and I want to cuddle with you.”

“I like your hair”

“thanks”

by The_High_Kiwi October 29, 2019

hair to grow on the palm of your hand

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.

Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.

by sc00b July 19, 2009

hair bra

'Hair bra' (also spelled 'hairbra') is a term used when a girl covers her naked breasts with her hair, as to prevent seeing her nipples, often deliberately.

- "I would have seen her full frontal if she hadn't wore a hair bra!"
- "You know, that's why I like short-haired girls..."

by DimiT April 6, 2010

hat hair

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

lego hair

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

by daniel hanner January 2, 2007