by mei0023 April 6, 2005
Get the dead hooker mug.The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009
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by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
Get the Hootenanny mug.A state of terrificness achieved by the presence of exceptionally good looking breasts.
Being terrific with respect to hooters.
Being terrific with respect to hooters.
Ricky: Hey frank, you remember that show Baywatch?
Frank: Hell yeah I do, that show was Hooterific.
Waiter1:Hey did you get a chance to check out table 2?
Waiter2:I sure did, the mom was hooterific!
Frank: Hell yeah I do, that show was Hooterific.
Waiter1:Hey did you get a chance to check out table 2?
Waiter2:I sure did, the mom was hooterific!
by The Barracooters! June 17, 2009
Get the hooterific mug.hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
by MB1102 August 14, 2008
Get the Hooker pissed mug.some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.
that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.
by truthBspoken June 29, 2008
Get the hooker tits mug.Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia: What's the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig: dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Xander: Well, I hate brie.
Cordelia: What's the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig: dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Xander: Well, I hate brie.
by Captain Milo March 28, 2007
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