Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.
by ke6isf July 23, 2004
Get the big helpmug. by prenstonbig May 3, 2017
Get the help me help me pleasemug. Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.
The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.
A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.
The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.
A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.
After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"
by mnihnuht March 14, 2008
Get the Help is on the way!mug. A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
Get the Professional Helpmug. 1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
Get the math helpmug. by TheBestMeme January 27, 2018
Get the over helpingmug. This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.
" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."
Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"
LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."
Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."
Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"
LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."
Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."
Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010
Get the On Shore Helpmug.