Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.
by ke6isf July 24, 2004
by prenstonbig May 03, 2017
Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.
The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.
A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.
The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.
A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.
After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"
by mnihnuht March 14, 2008
OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 04, 2022
A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.
help me im bored
by Letyoudown March 11, 2022
A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022