hawaii

The end result of a huge bowel movement. Like the island of Hawaii, it has built up from the bottom of the toilet bowl to crest above the water, creating an island of poop.

After eating those killer nachos, I laid some mad heat in the toilet and I totally hawaii'd.

by Bennjogami January 7, 2015

Hawaiian hot pocket

The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).

I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?

by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016

Hawaiian Pizza

Hawaiian Pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally fantastic by themselves, simply clash together and make the most amazing burst of flavor in your mouth. Pizza is great on it's own, but it is even better, with pineapple thrown on it! Most people that say they hate pineapple on pizza, are too much of pussies to even try it out.

"I use to say I liked pizza, but once I tried a Hawaiian pizza, my liking for pizza, turned into me loving it. Pizza honestly isn't the same without pineapple on it"

by xBungleBee June 29, 2018

hakalaka

Hakalaka is a slur for Arabs. It is an onomatopoeia of sorts relating to how their language sounds to someone who doesn't speak Arabic.

It was a national tragedy when those hakalaka's flew planes into NY and DC.

by Liet Kynes June 17, 2007

Hawaii pipeline

When a girl puts icy hot on her vagina without telling the guy and his penis becomes very hot.

Oh Sally this feels so goooood " what the he**" what did you do it feels like a damn Hawaii pipeline?. Sorry I forgot to tell you I put icy hot on.

by 1101 pit bull August 28, 2015

hawaiian hello

Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.

Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.

Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.

by Haolehammah May 13, 2018

Hakim

He is him self. Also inject the memes into his blood stream

Hi Hakim of kreme

by MaryDidYou December 18, 2018