Garfield

A bitch that ate all the lasagna

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*

by L0R1 December 9, 2020

Garfield Kart

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.

dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.

by Milky Potato December 9, 2020

garfienky

To act or talk like Garfield

Why are you acting so garfienky ?

by 🥸 March 14, 2021

garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

Garfage

The combination between garbage and the popular cartoon cat Garfield that mostly relates to messy food or spilled or disgusting food or something disgusting in general such as vomit or spit.

Clean your garfage of the floor

by HuskyHacker25 March 23, 2021

Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.

Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.

by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022

Garfield

When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.

“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”

by TheRealJack69! April 10, 2022