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letter gnome

A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.
"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette
by meta1monkey June 18, 2010
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tickling gomez

The tender act of rubbing your moustache against one's perineum.
Mate: Did you seal the deal last night?
Me: Yep, once I'd given her a tender tickling gomez, she couldn't refuse my proposal.
by The Tender Tickler November 14, 2014
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Chromosome Gnome

A Chromosome Gnome refers to a man or woman with small stature that either has down syndrome or shows similar mannerisms to someone on the autism spectrum.
Look at that chromosome gnome over there doing 2+2 on his calculator
by Gluey and Gooy June 23, 2019
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João Gomes

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3
"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"
by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022
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Polishing the gnome

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome
by Green Fingered December 24, 2014
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play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022
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phone gnome

The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.
Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!
by Luke the Shiny German February 1, 2009
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