Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 8, 2009

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009

The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017

sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.

I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease

by Def Batface April 9, 2009

no grease

a threat in prison that is effective under most circumstances.
It refers to anal rape, and when one says "no grease," or "I'ma hit you with no grease," this means that they do not intend to use any sort of lubrication during the anal rape. One of the scaries things someone can say to you in jail.

"Bitch you better toss my salad before i hit you with no grease!"

by J-ho's pimp August 20, 2006