The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.
Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.
by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011
A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.
by The Captain Jack March 18, 2022
When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021
The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019
n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.
by AsInWreck June 15, 2009