Nose Grease

The oil gathered on the nose of a human individual throughout the day, or until thier next bath or shower. Most commonly used to clean scratched or defective CDs, DVDs or CD or DVD ROMs.

This CD will not play. Thankfully I havent showered today and I have enough nose grease to fix this.

by Esotericsmonster May 3, 2009

Gamer Grease

The grease left over on the controller after a hard gaming session.

Hey bro, I gotta clean my controller, I got that gamer grease.

by TheLocalToast April 28, 2020

gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022

grease cutter

After eating a huge meal and feeling sick, the best way to settle your stomach is if you smoke a fat joint or take a bong rip.

Shit that fried chicken, french fries, and ice cream made me feel like puking! Roll up a joint, I need a fuckin grease cutter!

by SG22 February 23, 2009

wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop

After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”

by What’s your name… Fuck u Toni June 12, 2021

Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.

I’m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?

by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019