gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

Gamer Grease

The grease left over on the controller after a hard gaming session.

Hey bro, I gotta clean my controller, I got that gamer grease.

by TheLocalToast April 29, 2020

grease bucket

Someone who refuses to wash their hair and face, despite constant mockery.

Dude, Carly is such a fucking grease bucket. Do you think she actually owns a shower?

by Rob & Queen April 03, 2005

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 18, 2022

Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.

Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.

I’m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?

by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019