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Grammar Police

When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.
But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...
by Terry Bad Ice January 15, 2019
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grammar natzi

Some one who fails at being a "grammar NAZI"

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Galahad: "Bgone grammar natzi fascist! ur kinds not welcome in thes lands!"

Real Grammar Nazi: "Failure."
by tessadeadly June 29, 2009
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grammar

A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.
Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Moron on computer: "omg u spk w/ gramr?!?!?!?!?! i thot no1 uzd it ne more!!!! wat do u uze it 4? y du u evn bothr? cuz leik no1 lieks 2 uz it cuz they r all dum!!@!! omgrotflmaocmailsxljjca2838ac83oacsmiley facecaz,s94u88447#$&@!!!!!!"
by Jason Q. Dedrickston September 15, 2005
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Graduation

Is basically the word for free money pouring out of ever orphus of your body, that is if you play your cards right.
"Yeah, so tomorrow is graduation.."
"Oh really? Wow, here's $50."
by Hottia. May 19, 2009
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Knox Grammar

Knox Grammar, located on Sydney's prestigious North Shore, is an exclusive private school for boys. In order for parents to secure a place at the school for the future inheritors of their millions, registrations must be made at birth. Fees for day boys exceed $20 000 per annum whilst boarding fees are around $50 000.

The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.

Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.

Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.

There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.

Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".

Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: My God Charles, I was driving the BMW to school this morning and I saw someone arrive in an Audi.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?

Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.

Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.

Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.
by Svedeman March 20, 2007
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Grammar Hammer

A popular club in many high schools around the North West of England where students can get help with any aspect of English that they are finding a problem.
Having a problem with English? Why not go to Grammar Hammer?
by Gemma Rowlands March 2, 2009
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Grammar Rape

1. To use grammar and language poorly. Usually associated with many mistakes in text, but almost never with single mistakes. Mistakes are not purposely done most times, the one who makes the mistakes just generally seems to have bad language skills.
Example for grammar rape - I beeaten gmaee vry fstt.
Example for proper grammar of that same sentence - I've beaten that game very fast.
by GeminiDreams July 16, 2008
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