The law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. The slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is quite dumb. The effect of Pedestrian Gravity increases exponentially with speed, with near or actual accidents occuring at high rates of speed.
I was hustling home along a busy sidewalk to take a dump but I didn't account for Pedestrian Gravity. This oblivious moron swerved right into my path and I bumped into her. We both fell over and I almost crapped my pants.
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The phenomenon which seems to be at play when multiple sour and discontent women are gathering together, resulting in a stronger and stronger discontent among them. This 'gravity' draws more and more women to it's growing gravitational center, which in the end becomes strong enough to draw the face muscles downward on the inflicted women - causing what is commonly known as the resting bitch face.
Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.
No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.
No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
"Dude, the bitch gravity of that group over there is dragging all the girls around them into one sour mass"
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