goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochi Mane

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.

Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane

by murg11 March 11, 2011

Gooch

The sweaty puffy part from your bum hole to your ball sack

Oi mate my gooch is sweating like mad g

by Gooch master September 14, 2019

Trench Gooch

The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...

Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.

by Jshiphone March 9, 2014

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009

Gooch Breath

After licking ones "gooch" there may be a aroma of "gooch" on ones breath.

hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!

by theonetheycallstu November 22, 2006