Goatgouch

Man who has a tiny penis and is a total douch bag.

Chris moyles is a total goatgouch!

by Yes mate! December 15, 2019

goatcious

acting like a goat, stupid, clumsy and speaking weirdly.

tom was feeling rather goatcious, as he banged into the door

by hdninja June 23, 2020

Who's got your goat

The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.

Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!

by YAWA January 29, 2021

Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)

Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer

by Dingle123 January 4, 2009

Space Goat

A pejorative term for the Draenei, a playable race from the World of Warcraft video game. The nickname is earned by the fictitious humanoids because they possess horns and a leg structure reassembling that of goats, along with an overall appearance and lore which is very science fiction-esque compared to the aesthetics of other playable WoW races.

I rolled a space goat cause belfs are fuckin' gay.

by rma56 November 4, 2010

Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"

by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005