glooching

the act of sucking one's dick.

I'm glooching my boyfriend

by bigboy_246 May 24, 2024

Glamping

Frotting between a t-dick and a cis dick

Greg and James were glamping all of last night
Let's glamp

by hurdiestgurdy May 29, 2024

Glimping

To Glimp or simply the action of Glimping is to deprive someone of food and water for three consecutive days and torture them by only feeding them crème pies and giving them a squirt bottle full of Windex after the three day period.

John: Yo man I have been Glimping this chick for a while now and she died.
Tim: May I munt her?
John: Sure, lets munt her.

by N1GAK1LL3R445 May 31, 2024

Ploomping

To assist someone with their constipation in a CPR fashion.

Colin was ploomping Armand after he had too many croissants the night before.

by Rat Tort June 1, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024