gepettoed

used when a person just recently got slammed with a sexual underachievement joke

Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!

by Geoff (Geo) Hilbrandt January 18, 2006

Blonde Beer Getter

Blonde girl, girlfriend, any of the blonde species. Primary job is to ride in the passenger seat and look pretty and pass a beer to her man. Qualifications are big boobs and a nice ass.

Who is that? Its my blonde beer getter! Look at them tits!

by Busch Light December 15, 2010

getter done

A worker/laborer; Specifically a construction worker.

A Redneck.

Wow, looks at all them "Getter Dones" working at that Plantation.

Dude that "Getter Done" has a sweet mullet.

by KeystoneSLC February 25, 2005

geeter beater

Someone who beats up meth addicts

I will beat the fuck out of any tweaker because I hate meth and I am a geeter beater

by Popa Woody November 25, 2017

green getter

a ugly fat person who’s tall

yooo do you see mark he turned into a green getter
yooo look at lucy and her big bodied green getter looking ass

by sushsus June 23, 2023

Gepetto

A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).

Dat beotch is totally yanking yo string - she tinks she is Gepetto yo!

by RickyP June 25, 2005

gentelman

Some fool willing to pay for everything, open your door, (while you close your preverbial door) buy all your friends drinks all the while as you ignore him, becomes your best friend, (non sexual of course), and the best part...well we'll just say that the night ends with her going home with three new phone numbers from others that sensed the nature of the beast so to speak....Namely you the "gentleman"

Amber, I went out with the perfect gentleman last night, it was great.

by Arie~ June 11, 2005