Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018

Geoff

Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.

Great, that just looks like a Geoff...
See douche

by drummergirl marie April 24, 2011

Geofficient

A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".

Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.

by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021

geosphere

Any thing to do with the land rocks, mountains. apart of natural geography.

person1: Have you heard of the geosphere.
person2: yes
person3: :)

by Hydrosphere November 17, 2021

Geosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to rocks, perhaps they get their rocks off to rocks

James: I heard Joey is a geosexual

Tom: He said geodes where his favorite

by Ihatemyfriends April 30, 2020

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff May 13, 2005

Geosexual

Geosexual, is an emerging term for people that feel confined by the labels of sexual orientation provided to us by contemporary society. Geosexuals generally define themselves by the causes they champion or the personal passions they pursue, than defining themselves by their sexual orientation of the moment. While the term is generally used among environmentalists, nature lovers and those that enjoy outdoor adventure, the term is being adopted by other groups as well. Geosexuals generally believe that all humans have the capacity to appreciate the physical beauty of both sexes, even if they themselves don't act on those feelings. Geosexuals can run the spectrum from a heterosexual man or woman that finds it to uncool to be labeled straight, that might find comradery with their Gay or Lesbian friends to a Gay man or Lesbian that enjoys the comradery of heterosexuals and their culture. Multicultural by nature, Geosexuals often enjoy being a part of both the straight and gay communities or a more global community.

John does not like the term, geosexual, because his hates any label, but is constantly called one.

by Futuro November 2, 2011