Neo-Gastonist

Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).

Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.

Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.

by WhiteNiggaMan March 2, 2023

gastonism

a religion revolving around eggs

"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"

by neros4124 September 14, 2023

gasonomic

adj.
Used to describe vehicles that are, or have the image of being, fuel-efficient.

It's supposed to be all gasonomic, but I don't think the extra 5 mpg's are worth $6,000.

by R06 January 10, 2009

Gastinance

Refusing to drive due to high gas prices.

Dude, Joe has been practicing gastinance ever since gasoline rose to $4.50 a gallon.

by Ryan Hubenschniffer June 25, 2008

Gayton Beaver

Justin Bieber

HEY LOOK ITZ GAYTON BEAVER!!!

by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010

Gasponation

A type of flower that 1-800-Flowers never has...even at 1 a.m.

Operator:"Hello this is 1-800-Flowers
Caller:"Hi do you have Gasponations?"
Operator:"Um no"
Caller:"What kind of b.s. is this?! 1-800-Flowers SUCKS!"<click>...laughter.

by PirateRalph September 25, 2011

Ganton Syndrome

When someone has a unrealistic perception of their own competence and / or importance within a team or organization. Degrees of Ganton Syndrome are often inversely proportionate to the actual capability of those who suffer from it.

Tom: Why the would Gary think he's capable of running the company when he's at best, a shitty secretary?
Jim: He must have a bad case of Ganton Syndrome.

by Gantoning July 24, 2016