glittery hooha

A woman's netherpart which is so amazing, a guy will do anything she says or needs, rescue her from any travail, no matter how ridiculous, because she has mesmerized him with her GHH. Coined by Lani Diane Rich (author).

Quoted from Lani:

And yet… there is a man. We’ll call him… Hero. Hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. He stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. He disentangles her hair from the curling iron. He drops his Very Important Job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the Villain left her, warning her NOT TO SAY A WORD lest he do BAD BAD THINGS to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the Villain was long gone, and many a passerby had passed her by. The Hero is loyal and loving
and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so FREAKIN’ stupid. How can this be??
Well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the Glittery HooHa, or the GHH for short. A woman with an HH as G as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for Hero to follow. And once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the GHH to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many HooHas he might see, never will there be one as Glittery as hers…

by ecouteuse April 4, 2010

glitch-out

To function with glitches; malfunction

His system began to glitch-out.

by ectopunk February 15, 2010

glitter berries

berries that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them, and make you act weird until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away. Consuming of these may result into having to get your stomach pumped

"Quinn acts like she's on glitter berries.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

Glitter pussy

Term describing a woman's vagina as being irresistible to men. To have, "glitter," simply means that men find you very attractive and after having intercourse, they are blinded by the sparkles that they become obsessed with you.

"He won't stop calling me because he tried my glitter pussy!"

by Stephknee August 28, 2008

Glitterwhore

Glitterwhore (Glitter-whore) is the female version of a "bro". A glitterwhore is easily recognized for wearing combination of Victoria Secret "Pink", yoga pants, boots, black hair, and possibly (but not always) Hollister. usually unnecessarily tan, she listens to Glitterwhore Rock like Lady Gaga, Kesha, Katy Perry, etc. very very loudly.

"Hey bro, check out those Glitterwhores coming out of the tanning salon, I bet they'll come to my frat party tonight..."
or
"Yeah there is a Glitterwhore that lives next door and she has her obnouxous music on 24-7..."

by ALionLikeYou November 12, 2011

all that glitters is gold

The common yet misconstrued assumption that everything having a shiny or gold like appearance has intrinsic value.

Dude she may be hot, but she has crabs. You can't think all that glitters is gold.

by Crubadubdub September 27, 2003

Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010