fender

1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome

1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.

by MoheakanMidgit August 27, 2007

Fender bender

A weekend in which you go ridiculously hard for no reason. A bender without anything lit to prompt it.

Bro why were you so drunk at the library yesterday?
I was on a total fender bender

by huyrealcool March 18, 2019

Myspace Fiend

A person who constantly exhausts precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these people will deny their myspace-fiendishness in hopes that society will still think they're cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....

Through Myspace comments...

Laura- yea its kinda sad i prolly have dreams about sittin on myspace... Damnit Tom!.... is Tom a real person?

Clayt-Laura...you're a Myspace Fiend...

by Clayt The Great April 12, 2008

fuentes

soulmate. when you wanna say someones there soulmate, use fuentes to impress them.

girl: "i love you."
boy: "i love you more."
girl: "thats a lie."
boy: "nope. your my fuentes."
girl.: "whats that?"
boy: "it means soulmate.:
girl.: "oh your so romantic!"
boy: "(:"

by greendino. October 15, 2009

Fender

The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.

Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...

by Smithers23 August 26, 2013

Fendi

A true statement; facts

RAF- The government some bullshit, Auto!
AUTO- Fendi

by Automaticz May 25, 2018

Fender Strat

Short for Fender Stratocaster, this guitar was designed in the late 1950s by Leo Fender. It's traditional American design and wide range of sound leave it to be popular still today. Debate still surrounds whether the Fender Stratocaster or the Gibson Les Paul are the greatest of all guitars.

"I just picked up a sweet Fender Strat from the local Guitar Center."

by Rooster_St_Paddy November 25, 2007