Fritz

a term given to a man whom his girlfriend finds Wonderful, amazing, Perfect, gentlemanly, and funny. This is because there is a guy like this, and he sets an example for all other men.

Girl 1: Hey, do you know that guy over there? *points*
Girl 2: Huh? Oh! Yeah, I sit behind him in a class. He's so Fritz!

by Emblem Hearts July 9, 2011

Fritzls

A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.

"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

fritty

To be extremely messed up on benadryl after taking 10-30 pills, creating an uncomfortable, cheap high.

Similiar terms: high, stoned, etc.

Dustin: Dude, I feel so fritty.
James: You mean fruity?
Dustin: Isn't that what I said?
James: No, you said fritty.
Dustin: Whatever man, I'm fucked up.

Hey, let's get fritty before school.

by JSobe February 27, 2009

kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

Frittata

1. Most commonly used as a synonym for the word retard in the popular comedy show "The League".

2. When you get to see a women's Brests unexpectedly without paying her money or buying dinner (free tattas)

1. Tim: dude I think I'm going to start Brett Favre this week in my fantasy team!
Patrick: you are playing against me this week, so yea you should play him.....
Tim: wow thanks for the advice!

Patrick: You are freaking frittata you know that

2.

Dylan: holy shit that chick just flashed us!
Taylors: FRITATTAS!! This is why I love college!

by Chalupa October 9, 2014

Fritts

A term used to describe an extremely attractive individual- usually a female.

1. Woah your new Girlfriend is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!
2. Yeah, I know, she is such a Fritts!!!111!!!1oneoneone

by Dash Reid January 4, 2008

Fritzfaced

kind of like being shitfaced but mixed with acting like a piece of shit alcoholic who calls himself a good cook. is also satisfied just getting by and living his life in an alcoholic haze.

Damn, you were fritzfaced last night.

by nuna binnis December 16, 2008