Flooking

A malapropism of flood and looking-- driving around taking in all the buildings, items and debris both floating and under water from an otherwise innocuous Cat 1 Storm. This is what people-- including me, did after Hurricane Irene's big butt hit us last week!

Our power was out so we started up the vehicle and went flooking. It was amazing to see our rural county under water!

by Mumsiedogma September 5, 2011

foolington

just a fool, dumb person, foolish

boy you are a foolington!

by shawtylo! March 4, 2010

foofing

when a male puts his genatalia between his legs so it looks like he has a fanny

"Richard Watters enjoys foofing, he is a sick fuck"

by . January 11, 2005

flat footing

When a woman is on top during sex but she has her feet flat on the bed/floor/car seat for extra leverage and a stronger thrust.

She was on top and she was flat footing me.

You've not lived until she's flat footed you whilst on top.

by ColdDesert October 7, 2015

fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett

James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob

by unknown October 21, 2004

Fooping

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."

--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

by BradS January 5, 2007

Fooping

The act of masturbation while pooping.

I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.

by EpicBobbyBlast July 23, 2010