Corey Feldman

(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.

(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.

1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman

2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!

by Kyle MacLachlan April 25, 2006

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Ben Folds

Ben Folds was born in North Carolina (contrary to other definitions) and has been creating (and performing on piano) original music since his first single, Jackson Cannery with Ben Folds Five. During his span in the late nineties, he released three albums (where he popularized his use of percussion with the piano) with his band Ben Folds Five, a trio, featuring Robert Sledge, Darren Jessee, and himself. His most popular song, on the album Whatever and Ever Amen, was Brick. The band broke up after their third album (The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner), and that is when he released his first solo album, Rockin' the Suburbs, featuring him on drums, guitar, bass, and piano. During his break from the Ben Folds Five, he played with a group called the Bens, where he played with Ben Kweller and Ben Lee. From there he composed his next albums, Supersunnyspeedgraphics LP, Songs for Silverman and Way to Normal, which seemed subpar to many Ben Folds fans. He keeps creating music, and is most widely known for his improv stint on Chatroulette and his comedic Dr Dre cover of Bitches Ain't Shit. He is often criticized for his lack of vibrato and pitchy voice.

Fan: Do you know who Ben Folds is?
Nonfan: No.
Fan: Do you know the Chatroulette guy is?
Nonfan: Yeah.
Fan: *facepalm*

by BenFoldz May 29, 2010

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