Floatee

A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.

Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...

by Schmeckleman December 13, 2010

Floater

An individual who "floats" between house parties, regardless of whether or not you know them.

Dude some floater just joined our room!

by Oaf daddy January 15, 2017

floater freeze

To rap cold as hell.

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.

by Geniustroy June 13, 2018

Floater

Shit that floats in the toilet

Dude, I've been getting a lot of floaters and I don't know if that's safe.

by MeinKraft July 6, 2018

Floater

Floater- the terd that won’t go down after being repeatedly flushed. Usually round.

I flushed the toilet three time and gave up leaving a floater in the toilet.

by Southern gal61 June 24, 2019

Floater

To commit a sexual act, such as oral or vaginal, but right before the male ejaculates, he dumps root beer cream soda and ice cream down the partners face, abdomen, or lower back

The other day went awesome! I gave this hot girl a bomb floater and she came twice 😳

by JizzyJabrony November 25, 2019

Floater

Someone who wears there hat loosely on the top of their head.

Hey look at that floater!

by Ben can ball January 29, 2020