Feltch

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

by InsertCoin April 27, 2005

Fetchin

A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."

Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.

by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

Step and Fetch

a slave or handyman. Term used in the 50's.

If you need the barn cleaned, get you a step and fetch.

by Honey_Cornbread June 25, 2020

flech

the act of licking, sucking, and or eating come out of someones asshole

I had a threesome with Jessica and her roommate and it turns out they are into fleching.

by top ropes May 30, 2008

Fetch

Make oneself or another highly sexually aroused, to the point of orgasm.
Probably an old-fashioned term that won't fit well with the modern use of the word. It's repeatedly used in the anonymously authored, Victorian era 'My Secret Life' (quoted below).
It seems almost interchangeable with actual orgasm. It's certainly more than just getting 'turned on', but it does seem to be distinct from 'coming' (or 'spending' in old-speak).
I do recall the word being used in an early 80s UK TV drama in reference to male ejaculation.

"Our backsides were soon at the short wriggles. "It's big, isn't it?" "Oh! don't," said she, "I shall spend." My remark, tallying perhaps with something which was passing in her own mind fetched her, and me with her instantly."

"That fetched her. "Oh! I'm coming,—oh! it's a coming," she gasped, and laid her head over my shoulder. I felt her bum and belly wagging, and a perfect torrent of cunt-liquor ran down on to my balls. I had not long began my fuck, so was slower than with the first woman, and had fetched her a second time before I had finished her standing up against the railings"

""Don't,—oh.—take it out,—do,—oh!—oh!—ohoe!" she murmured. She had fetched me, and pump; pump, pump, pump, went my spunk up her. Then delicious oblivion..."

"Then she laid motionless and white through nervous exhaustion, excitement, and loss of her spermatic liquid, which I kept fetching and fetching in my long grinding"

by drrd May 29, 2019

Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

Austin: Fetchin' Day that guy almost crashed into my car!

by Austarn June 17, 2008

Shotgun Feltch

When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.

I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.

by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009