fleshlight

a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light

person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy

by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023

Fleshlight

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.

Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.

E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."

by Lame Horse December 8, 2024

Flushlight

When you hit a drive so pure and “flushed” it’s as good as piping a flashlight.

*golfer hits a perfect drive* “that’s a flushlight”

by Curltastrophe August 2, 2025

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021