a variant on the dirty sanchez; when pulling out of your partner's rectum, instead of painting the sh*t moustace over your partner's full upper lip, restrict the moustache to the central third of the upper lip. an excellent method to put that little dictator in his/her place!
by afr0bunny May 8, 2007
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To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
by the real sweet-a-bix July 8, 2010
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by Gittinbizy March 25, 2012
Get the Filthy Lopez mug.The act of covering a penis with a combination of a tortilla, salsa, queso, sour cream, onions, very hot sauce, lettuce, Jalepenos, olives, and re fried beans. Then this persons mate (preferably a woman) has to eat and suck this concauction off only with her mouth.
Dude Karen gave me a Filthy Chalupa the other day.
how was it.
amazing!!
How was your Filthy Chalupa man?
the filthiest chalupa i have ever seen
how was it.
amazing!!
How was your Filthy Chalupa man?
the filthiest chalupa i have ever seen
by erectial dysfunction April 21, 2010
Get the Filthy Chalupa mug.Colloquial term for male University of Kent students with a reputation for promiscuous and often questionable sexual liaisons with other female students with little to no personal standards for either themselves or the women in question.
Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.
Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.
Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.
Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.
A: " I heard Jacob slept with Megan last night, she let him ejaculate on her face."
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"
by TrollHunter2014 July 22, 2016
Get the filth merchant mug.Jewish filth is when your friend throws you under the bus when he lies and says he never took a hit from the vape. And how he collects coin
by Itsyoboi H3nry November 15, 2017
Get the jewish filth mug.the act of eatin red food coloring, enough to turn your shit red and then shiting and rubbing it in a girls hair. works best with blondes. and you do it in the bathroom while she is giving the guy a blow job and hes taking his red shit.
by dropkickeffa January 20, 2010
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