fiction

see bible

i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever

by cynic April 8, 2003

faction swiss

faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party

Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."

by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010

fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.

"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"

by Meme2004 April 20, 2017

fan fiction

Fan fiction is something you read when a series end and you think"hey its gonna be great" but then it stabs you in the back

person A: i just read a fan fiction on quotes
Person B: I'm judging you

by ThugisaOut69 September 8, 2018

Pulp Fiction

Yet another masterpiece by Quentin Tarantino.

Wow! I know this film called Pulp Fiction. Have you seen it?

by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Peak fiction

Peak fiction means the "best" thing in fiction.

Guy 1:Bro, Jojos bizzare adventure is so Peak!
Nah, Dragon ball is Peak fiction bozo🤓🤓

by Shinobi___ November 8, 2021

friction fiction

Slang for porno stories printed in softcore skin magazines, generally designed to provoke and encourage masturbation. (Such magazines, that combine the stories with nude pictorial spreads and other features, are often called "stroke books").

Ever since they stopped publishing MEN magazine, I've lost my favorite source of friction fiction.

by al-in-chgo February 21, 2010