Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

by JewishButches December 28, 2009

fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.

Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.

by Jesustits August 26, 2005

fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010

Fecal Frown

A girl whose smile looks like she's smelling a fart.

Friend 1: Yo Darnell, check out this girl she maaad cute.

Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.

by pseduceonym April 30, 2014

fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Fecal Fanatic

One who is infatuated with poo.

Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!

by Effed November 6, 2003

fecal japan

see misspelled term faecal japan

Man, that shit is even more gross than fecal japan!

by Nathan March 29, 2005