Faux Revoir

The act of mistakenly saying goodbye too early to someone who is walking the same way as you.

Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one

... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be

by angularmerkel January 26, 2020

Faux Mo

Fear of missing out on imagined fun you think everyone else is having.

Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.

by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019

faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

Faux Selfie

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

by BanditBall August 10, 2015

faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
unfortunately common among adolescent males, this is usually accidental, but can occasionally be created for humorous purposes.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

by mmiikkii March 19, 2008

Faux-tographer

A fake photographer.

An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.

I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.

by Buzzkill Wilkonson March 4, 2012

Faux-Locke

Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.

Noun: An impostor of any kind.

"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"

or

"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"

by Cyclonesteve February 3, 2010