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Faust day

The day that the legendary character Faust, from hit game series Guilty Gear, is globally recognised, celebrated and worshipped.

It is celebrated on the 19th of February - the first celebration will commence in the year 2025. This year will be known as 0 FY (Faust Year - like years being BC/AD because of Jesus).

It is required to listen to Alone Infection at least once during this day, if you wish you to celebrate (you don't have a choice (Mini Faust will hunt you down))
"what day is it?"

"I got meteors fuck you die, also it's Faust day."
by ScrallySam December 29, 2024
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Faustian Cilantro

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "
by Reincarnation of Mayor West March 19, 2025
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That guy is such a faustassim i swear i wanna kill him
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did you see that creature?
yeah its deff a faustin.
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Fauxto

Faux (fake) photo. Fauxto. Pronounced the same as "photo". A fauxto is a piece of art, often digital and often generative, designed in such a way to look like an actual photo, rather than a drawing/painting/ect. (So it's not real.)
Originally coined, particularly for generative art, by SmirkingDesigns (in 2023) with the intent to communicate "not real" in one word that would be understood.
I know this Sailor Moon holiday Barbie is gorgeous, but please remember it's just a fauxto - not real!
by Hematita September 16, 2025
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Louis Fauxton

Fraudulent Louis Vuitton merchandise. It's estimated that 99% of LV branded goods aren't genuine. If you see someone with an LV bag, it's overwhelmingly likely to be fake.

Basic bitches buy $40 Louis Fauxton bags made out of plastic. Brandthirsty bitches buy $200 Louis Fauxton bags made from canvas and leather. Status whores buy $500+ all-leather Louis Fauxton bags (usually a Capucines or Epi leather) replicated at a perfect 1:1 ratio .

True "AAA" or 1:1" Louis Fauxton bags are almost as rare as genuine LV and can sometimes mistakenly be authenticated and even repaired or heat stamped by LV.
"I can't afford to buy a new Louis Vuitton Empreinte Speedy, so I bought a Louis Fauxton from the back of a Korean taco food truck on Canal Street. Shit was a legit AAA replica, so I couldn't even get a taco after.
by TruthsHurt December 26, 2014
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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