farmer's blow 

also applies to a bloody nose.

In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.

farmer's blow by blubby April 15, 2006

Farmer's Tan 

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.

Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.

Farmer's Tan by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011

farmer boy

An amazing individual who wears a farmer jacket.
Has long hair just above his eyes.
Smokes cigarettes.
Is lovely.

Look! Is that Kevin the farmer boy smoking on the corner I see?

farmer boy by Janice Beaverhousing April 30, 2008

Farmer Yilla 

Term refering to sedative drugs used by the rebel front in most parts of North West Africa.

"That Farmer Yillas got that crazy liberian kick thats sicker than milaria."

"That Farmer Yilla grow is sicker than the bubonic."

"My throat was burning hotter than the mojave off that Farmer Yilla grow."

Farmer Yilla by Russell Gallegher June 18, 2006

Farmer's Tan 

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.

Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!

Farmer's Tan by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008

farmer snort 

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

farmer snort by Logan May 15, 2005

Farmer and the Indians

The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.

Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?

Farmer and the Indians by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009