One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
Get the Salt Farmer mug.1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.
2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.
Girl#2:Who?
Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?
Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
Girl#2:Who?
Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?
Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009
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a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the Turtle Farmer mug.Someone who plays an objective-based game mode in a shooter video game for the sole purpose of getting a high kill count to pad one's stats while completely ignoring the objective. Heavily frowned upon and borderline cheating. Kill farmers are not legit.
by Funkle McNigglesworth April 26, 2011
Get the kill farmer mug."Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013
Get the farmer's handshake mug.Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018
Get the Farmer Girl mug.One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.
by Low-tone Bob April 13, 2017
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