farker

1. single
2. One who faps

1. He's a Farker.
2. That farker's fapping again.

by TooLoose La Trekkie October 16, 2003

FarkNads

Its a word that sums up all the things you want to say when you sit on your balls. Kindof like blurting out "FUCK!"

1 haha have a seat bro. 2 FARKNADS 1 awww dude i heard a crunch!

by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

farknart

A school way of saying "fuck this shit"

Teacher: "Class the test is 50 questions. You have 25 minutes to finish."
Student: "Farknart"

by The_Sharkeisha February 20, 2014

Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

Farkha

Slang Arabic word for "Chicken"...
"Farkha" = one chicken (single), "Ferakh" = chickens (plural)

1. I eat half of the "farkha" and you eat the other half.
2. I'm having "ferakh" on dinner, tonight.

by Zajeros May 25, 2010

farkle score

Mammary glands, specifically the nipples and/or areolas.

Suck my farkle score, biatch.

by You know, that one girl... December 4, 2010

farktocious

Having all the qualities of a fact or idea stemming from an meta-introspective standpoint with abstract layers of various involvement.

Bob: Want to go to the museum, or the zoo today.
Jim: The zoo sounds more farktocious.

Bob: So which is it?

by jimbo-dean October 10, 2011