piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

faddberries

Pieces of fecal matter dried up after taking a shit connected to your arse hairs

"FADD FADD, NAH SERIOUSLY FADD FADD FADDDD .. "

" Don't forget to wipe your arse man or you'll get faddberries"

by taiis2 March 31, 2008

fiddle while rome burns

To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now

Trump dancing to Sinatra while people rioted was like Nero playing a fiddle while rome burns.

by DWBig January 21, 2017

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Fiddlesticks

An annoying scarecrow who likes to throw malevolent birds at people in League of Legends. See Crowstorm.

Fiddlesticks mia.

Oh god look out for Crowstorm!

by Phyroxis October 19, 2012

Fiddle Folder

The female equivalent of spank bank; the mental file folder of sexy images that may assist in self-gratification.

Coined by Bill Allred of the Radio from Hell Show - X96 - Salt Lake City

Wow!!! That photo of a shirtless Christian Bale is going right into the fiddle folder!

by TLJohnson March 19, 2011

meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler April 29, 2014