A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.
Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."
by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013
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Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
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Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak
by dewy June 21, 2006
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1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.
2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.
2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.
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I was so hungry yesterday that I went to the drive-thru at checkers and ordered a Checker-Fucker, After I ate it, I was so full that I felt fucked up.
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I want to try something new tonight with Taylor, but he is so stuck on being the usual toe fucker...
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