flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

Flaming Skull Snake Combo

The ultimate tattoo. The flaming skull snake combo utilises everything that makes a good tattoo:
Skulls
Snakes
Fire

Usually placed on the upper arms for burly men, like Bikers, or Pirates. The general layout of the tattoo consist of a skull on fire with a snake going through the mouth and one or two of the eye sockets. Crossbones beneath the skull are optional but they help.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, that bad-ass pirate has a flaming skull snake combo, I won't fuck with him!
Dude 2: I'd rather eat my own balls that mess with that dude.

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Dude 1: Hey I gots me a tattoo, it's tribal!
Dude 2: Man, you're a pansy, the only tattoo worth getting is a Flaming Skull Snake combo.

by ZammK August 27, 2006

flaming faggot

A bundle of sticks that has been lit on fire.

Bob's heater was broken during the blizzard, so he needed a flaming faggot to keep him warm.

by J-Kwanza March 2, 2014

Flaming Gumbotron

When you are railing a chick wearing a gumby costume (or if you already look like him that's fine) and just before climax, light her hair on fire and start screaming "I am Gumbotron."

Gumby is a master at giving pokey flaming gumbotrons.

by gumbyyy October 21, 2009

Flaming Dagger

Putting petroleum jelly of your dick and lighting it on fire. Extinguishing flame with a girls vagina or mouth. Giving warm lubrication, perfect for sex on a cold night or in the arctic circle.

They were freezing at the Everest base camp so he took out some petroleum jelly, rubbed it on his dick, lit it on fire, and fucked her with it, giving her his Flaming Dagger. Leaving them both warm and satisfied.

by norse knight July 4, 2010

Flaming mudslide

A classy sex move in which you light a girls pubes on fire. Then shit on her chest and as it slides down her chest, it acts as a flame retardant, resulting in the fire going out.
congrats on the flaming mudslide

Ryan: dude i was really drunk last night.
Blend: o really, what'd you end up doing?
Ryan: i completed the flaming mudslide.
Blend: nice man, twice in a week tho?

by theblend March 29, 2009

flaming oasis

When a man sets fire to a woman's pubic hair with the intent to piss or cum it out.

It is said to bring great pleasure to mostly the man.

Ilja gave his girl a flaming oasis last night, but he ran out of cum halfway through.

by Geert / Piggen March 30, 2005