Faulty Pigeon

A hopeless outcast that can't fit in anywhere and nobody is willing to help, as in 'An unwanted streetwalker with a broken wing that nobody will feed.'

Rick: I kinda feel sorry for Mikey, he's sitting there all alone with his Hentai comic books
Jonathan: What! Mikey? Man, nobody cares about that creeper, that guy's hopeless, he's a faulty pigeon!

by Pigeon Control April 29, 2010

failton

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

by Failton June 4, 2018

Faul

The so-called "Faux" or "Fake" Paul McCartney a.k.a. William Shears Campbell (sometimes William Shepherd) who adopted McCartney's persona after the latter died in a car crash in November 1966. Believers of the Paul is dead conspiracy use it as a derogatory term for the singer/songwriter.

Guy 1: Hey guys, did you hear Paul McCartney's new album?

Guy 2: Is that guy still alive?

Guy 3: No, he died in the 1960's -- that's Faul's new album.

by Itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime July 24, 2009

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

failtroll

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.

Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"

by tripv August 14, 2011

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

by miccre January 14, 2007

Harold Faltermeyer

The man who did the soundtrack for the movies Beverly Hills Cop 1, 2 & 3. He is notably the person responsible for composing the song Axel F, which has been ripped off and made more annoying by a frog with his penis hanging out of his pants.

I turned on the TV one day to find out that someone had ruined a good song by using a frog with a small cock. They better have payed Harold Faltermeyer heaps of money for this tradgedy.

by Pirate Jonno December 4, 2005