fam goon

A man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. Usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. His neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. Try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by Isis and thinks nobody knows. Often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.

Person1: hey, look it’s ice tea

Person2: where ?

Person1: over there by the salami shop

Person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him

by Michael Thompson January 30, 2018

fam-dam

a 'stupid-idiot' term used by people who are excited to go home from college and hang out with their family and are upset there isn't an actual term for this sentiment.

Sarah: "I am so excited to go home and have a fam-dam!"
Esther: "What the hell is a fam-dam... what in the world does that even mean?"

by stupidsarah November 7, 2010

Fam-ecdote

An anecdote which concerns only those in your family.

family-anecdote.

A: Hey so this one time-
B: This isn't another fam-ecdote is it?

by elhozzio August 22, 2011

Fam-invader

When your ex still hangs around your family and clings on to them for family occasions like Christmas etc.

My ex just invaded my families Christmas day, so I couldn't take my new partner, they are a Fam-invader.

by Fed up new partner January 2, 2012

Fam Huddle

When a group of people who are so close they refer to themselves as Fam, have a big group hug

"What're they doing?"
"Oh, that's just their Fam Huddle."

by FamM May 6, 2015

fam cake

A family with excessively fat buttoxes.

Wow, that is a family with some cake. I wish my family had some fam cake.

by jdoggbhj January 17, 2017

fam i need to cut

when you are somewhere and you have to leave quickly.

fam i need to cut before my mum gets home.

by 30k drilla January 19, 2017