exhaustigen

Sleeping next to a woolly mammoth and you breath their exhalation! Amazingly sexy time that takes your breath away and your unable to sleep!

Jeremy quit being a woolly mammoth! Your exhaustigen is keeping me awake.

The other day at work I let out a bunch of exhaustigen from my ass and suffocated my co-workers. Hell yeah Jeremy! That's how you take care of the pot heads! Burned them to hell with your exhaustigen!

by Barred Owl November 13, 2012

Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 27, 2012

Exhaustimacated

So terribly exhausted that you act loopy as if medicated/drugged and become extremely silly.

I'm so damn exhaustimacated! Hey, so like, if you fart, does that mean there's particles of shit in the air?? What the hell am I even talking about?

by Jshnyda October 21, 2013

exhaustapated

a combination of exhausted and constipated, being tired and not giving a shit.

man, am I exhaustapated!

by swaggy b February 9, 2014

Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

exhaustipated

When you are so tired or your body is so sore that you can't even take a crap.

"I was so exhaustipated last night after work that I just sat on the toilet for 10 minutes hoping something would fall out."

"So did end up really backed up this morning?"

by Theodosia June 29, 2014

Exhaustipated

When you are so physically tired that you don't give a shit about things you normally would

I was going to decorate the Christmas Tree, but I was so exhaustipated this year.

by BlankWeevil87 January 6, 2015