Essays

“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson

Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”

by Hym Iam October 24, 2022

essay

The correct way to pronounce the word "Ese" in english.

Hey essay, don't make me have to bitch slap yo' ass for dissin' my holmes.....you know what i mean?

by lawnmowersunited March 2, 2008

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

essaysex

n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

see pimpmyessay

NOTE: essaysex™ is a trademarked term.

by aeneous July 28, 2008

numerical list as an essay

An essay that is composed in numerical form

Numerical List as an Essay: A Critical Analysis
1. More and Machiavelli
2. Truman Scholarship
3. LA Interview

by Rosalita Frederico December 2, 2010

Essay

To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.

I'm going to go write my essay.

by chrisshu December 15, 2008

Dirty Essay

When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009