EXERTIOUS

working very hard at whatever you do mentally and physically

All female Managers find it exertious training male employees.

by [e-mail] July 28, 2008

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.

Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.

by Marcus129 February 24, 2010

emotional erection

When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.

I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.

by leftcomic March 23, 2017

Erection

A way by which a man's penis makes its presence, as well as it's true needs felt, after being used for most of the life as a pee-pipe.

Johnny had an erection. His penis seemed happy.

by InfinitZ May 5, 2011

homo erectus

Used to state that there is a horny gay man in close proximity of a group of males.

Whoa! Homo erectus! Everybody, shut your buttholes, there's a homo with a boner on the loose

by JBo April 6, 2005

erection

(Slang for hard-on.) 1. A male's most magnificent and majestic display of his virility, when aroused by the sight of a beautiful female or by the thought of sex. 2. The magical transformation of a cock that doubles in size, gets hard as a rock, and stands straight and tall as a soldier at attention. 3. The aroused state of a dick that looks like a huge rocket on a launching pad and feels like a giant stick of dynamite about to explode. 4. Sign to a female who sees or feels it that a male is ready and able to fuck. 5. Opportunity for a guy to show off his magnitude and his potency, when he has one while standing up in front of the class; likely to evoke giggles and blushes from girls, to hide embarrassment at the feelings it arouses.

When she felt my erection as we slow-danced together, she sighed deeply and drew me more tightly to her.
I could feel myself getting an erection as we kissed.
When I saw her standing in her wet bathing suit, I got an erectionso big that my cock stuck out over the top of my trunks. She smiled when she saw it and said, "Looks like somebody's glad to see me!"

by Adam Phillips August 25, 2006

erections

hot steaming penis.

usually steaming in the wind.

by Andy Black February 2, 2004