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embottle

1. To hold something tightly with great meaning.

2.To enslave sexual prey; The act of enslaving one whom you have been lusting after.
1. "Fiona embottled the words of the wise old woman."

2. "Caitlin embottled Pharrell Williams after his concert in Amsterdam when her seductive nature caught his attention"
by Madison Cooper November 17, 2007
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emothetic

To be sympathetic to emo people; to sympathize with their "plight".
"you're and emophobe"
"well you're emothetic"
by Kidwildz December 15, 2008
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emotakunese

The most sickening individual to ever waste oxygen.

A truly sick otaku, lusting after yet another anime download, listening to ultra-depressing, whiny emo music with lyrics something like this:

"my girl dumped me cuz she caught me wanking off to ani-porn"
"I just threw up and I'm laying in ramen and corn'
"I lost my job and couldn't pay my rent"
"now I sleep in a bus by the junkyard fence"

The emotakunese are usually ex-ravers and goths who are so far removed from reality that they cannot funtion in real life. They will steal whole bottles of pain meds from a terminal cancer patient and think nothing of it. If they actually HAVE a job, it won't last for more than three weeks before they get fired for guzzling robitussin at work.

Mo matter WHO they live with or where they live, their anime addiction manages to gets them kicked out within a month. They aren't CASUAL anime fans, but are so deeply obsessed with and consumed by anime that it controls their entire life.

They attempt to "convert" family and friends to the "anime scene" and drive most of them away in the process.

WAY beyond the definition of a fanboy, the emotakunese is a true otaku in both meanings of the word. They know just enough Japanese to produce engrish subtitles and dialogues to their animes.

They deny that they have a problem being addicted to anime and will NOT seek help no matter how badly their life unravels. Any serious relationship with the opposite (or same, in many cases) sex that doesn't revolve around mutual addiction to anime is doomed within weeks.

A truly sad, pathetic loser with no purpose outside of anime. They should all be shot and purged from the gene pool, but it would be a waste of good ammunition. But with enough of that stupid "emo" music, they'll likely slash their wrists eventually anyways... if they don't freeze to death in that junkyard bus FIRST!
"Fuck! That little emotakunese bastard has my computer filled with IRC trojans again!"

"If that emotakunese fucktard doesn't get a fucking job before sundown, I'm shipping him off to military school with the goddamn Finckelsteen shit kid! Sonofabitch!!!"

"Dammit! I KNOW I had a full spindle of CD-R disks! That little fucking emotakunese thief anyways! Just wait until he gets home from that a-kon! He's outta here... and his little Asian ho too!!"

"Well you little emotakunese e-tard, we're gonna FUCK ya now... But we're gonna fuck ya SLOOOOOOWWWW!!!!"
by Death to Otakus January 21, 2005
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Emotastic

some thing that is Emo and great !
Your hair is Emotastic
by Perri sumers February 11, 2008
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Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow)

A song from the album In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 by Coheed and Cambria.
From the POV of Jesse.

Jesse is being tortured by Mayo, or someone of the Red Army, who are now frustrated with Jesse not talking and giving any hints what they're looking for...and perhaps now the Red Army is demanding to know where the boy shown with Chase is. So the boy (Picture a young boy in pieces) they're thinking about is Chase's counterpart William and they have written Claudio off for dead already.
Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow) is the fourth track on the album In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3.
by Katy H December 24, 2008
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Emoth

The combination of Emo and Goth. For those who hate being called either, or both. :P
Jaivaz is an emoth.

Anybody who paints their nails black is an emoth.

A lot of satanists are more than likely emoth.
by IaN September 25, 2004
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emothon

A large hairy animal. Eats and eats Main food kebab and mars bars. Hobbies Conning. Growls and did i mention hairy. Looks Like Chewbacca off starwars
person1: Hello
Emathon: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Person2: Get away from me u emothon!!!!
by The emathon April 8, 2005
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