The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.

Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.

by Rosey1591 May 11, 2020

experimental music

Music that uses non traditional sounds, techniques, compositional elements, or performances.

The record labels Erased Tapes and Mythical Records both release quality catalogs of experimental music.

by Experimental Music and Art December 1, 2014

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

expectations

a guaranteed way for you to make sure that people will consistently disappoint you

the girl had high expectations of guys; she actually thought that the guy would not actually stomp on her heart and break it.

by smorah June 29, 2010

Social experiment

An excuse to troll people and/or act like a retard in public.

Did you hear about how a bunch of normal girls ran around asking random dudes if they wanted to bang? They called it a 'social experiment'. Bullshit, they're just trolling.

by Dedan8946 May 17, 2014

Kid Experience

A time when one must take the car out for a pleasant drive at a busy hour in the neighborhood, notably a gated community with many families. You might encounter many kids in the streets playing...

Dad: Hey son, let's go driving today around our gated community.
Son: Alright! Sounds good!

They both walk outside, and see many kids playing.

Dad: Uh, looks like it's crowded today.
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Looks like you're going to have, ehh, a Kid Experience!
Son: ...

by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011