affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.

I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.

by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018

erectile projectile

A load of semen that a man shoots.

My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(

by weluvb0g February 3, 2004

Erectiocutioner

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid

I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.

by shaniqua March 5, 2004

Eren Yeager

Most based mf on the face of the earth

"Who is the most based person to ever exist?"
"Why that has to be Eren Yeager!"

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

Nohomo Erectus

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

by P to the C September 21, 2017

res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007