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Equality

When a silly female can wake up with her silly friends in a room after a night of partying (like the silly movie Hangover) and try to figure out how one of them got a black eye and laugh about it (and there are plenty of females every bit as silly as the guys in Hangover, being female doesn't exclude them from being what they are) instead of somebody dying or going to jail because she didn't get the respect she felt that she was owed by the world, then there would be something closer to equality here, since that would mean there are more females with a live and let live attitude toward the opposite sex and each other. You'd have more females committing suicide to catch up with the rates of male suicides, and females would end up in jail or prison as long as males for the same crimes, and the police and authority figures would no longer take it easier on them even for traffic tickets.
People that whine the most about equality don't usually appreciate how fortunate they really are and have always been.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
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Equal

Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.
Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*
by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007
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Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜
You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......๐Ÿ˜ -NACuvSRO
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
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Equal culobility

When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.
Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!
by Robofrye March 11, 2019
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Equalizer

A person who is calm in dangerous situations. His violent nature will always make him win fights. When someone calls themselves an equalizer, it means they will always make sure they will always win fights. No matter the consequences.
Thomas is an equalizer.
by sillybastardtrixrforkids October 30, 2023
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