Dumas

N.

A very sexually frustrated animal who like to dream and fantasize about being with other women. A dumas is typically the omega male in a group of friends, and does not understand social cues. Say dumas 5 times fast and you get dumbass.

I saw a dumas at a frat party who thought that girl over there was his girlfriend, but she totally friendzoned him.

by Pledgekiller June 11, 2018

dumagogg

This word is used in place of one's name when it cannot be remembered.

I cant remember his name, but ol' dumagogg down the road wrecked his truck last weekend.

by Dumagogg May 15, 2018

Dumma åsna

Swedish slang word for someone being really dumb. If someone says something obviously wrong by mistake the word can be used to mock this person. Direct swedish translation: "Stupid/dumb donkey". Originated from Malmö, Sweden

Person 1: "I thought Africa was a country"
Person 2: "Dumma åsna"

by TheWordConnoisseur January 14, 2019

Dumas

The funnier way of saying dumbass without anyone knowing what you said.

Me:Your such a dumas !
You:Whats a dumas?

by Diamonds are amazing February 5, 2019

Dumas

The act of four men simultaneously penetrating a man or woman's anus as a form of group anal sex. This, while appearing at first to be physically impossible, is actually performed using two supports (like a chair or an ottoman) beneath the two men at either side, while the third man lies on his back and the fourth man stands in the center behind the recipient.

So named after the author of The Three Musketeers, in reference to the notion that famed Twitter user @GothCharlotte claimed that this act could only ever be performed by three men and a machine, but like d'Artagnan, a fourth man is all that's needed to complete this masterpiece.

"We did it. We finally did it. Me, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis did the Dumas last week with Constance Bonacieux.

by jrmj July 23, 2019

dumart

Dumb but smart

Jeff:Let's build a giant dam around the the world to stop global warming and get energy.
Jimmy: that's dumart

by Jimbo magimbo August 12, 2019

Dumas

Congratulations you just spelled dumbass wrong therefore making you a dumbass

Jim:Hey, Liam is such a Dumas
Paul:Did you just misspell dumbass?

by Princess Walnut January 8, 2020